(Thanks to Four Habs Fans for their one of a kind Hockey Orphan entry. If you follow them, this will come as no surprise. If you're not familiar, make sure you acquaint yourself with their unique take on the Montreal Canadiens. NOW.)
So you need a new hockey team, eh? You want to go where the CHampions are? You want to join up with the greatest and most successful franCHise in professional sports? You want to roll with us, bitCHes? Well I've got two words for you:
We don't need any more fans. The only reason we will permit you to be a Habs Fan is you come from one of the following places:
1. The Province of Quebec
2. Turku, Finland
The rest of you can go root for Atlanta. I can't get a ticket at the Bell Centre because there are already too many Fucking Habs fans. You think we want more? Fuck and no.
Have a nice day.