Monday, April 6, 2009

Hockey Orphan: HabsFan29 from Four Habs Fans on the Montreal Canadiens

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(Thanks to Four Habs Fans for their one of a kind Hockey Orphan entry. If you follow them, this will come as no surprise. If you're not familiar, make sure you acquaint yourself with their unique take on the Montreal Canadiens. NOW.)

So you need a new hockey team, eh? You want to go where the CHampions are? You want to join up with the greatest and most successful franCHise in professional sports? You want to roll with us, bitCHes? Well I've got two words for you:

Fuck off.

We don't need any more fans. The only reason we will permit you to be a Habs Fan is you come from one of the following places:

1. The Province of Quebec
2. Turku, Finland
3. Belarus

The rest of you can go root for Atlanta. I can't get a ticket at the Bell Centre because there are already too many Fucking Habs fans. You think we want more? Fuck and no.

Have a nice day.

6 comments:

lucaswales said...

hahaha! It's so true though. I love that blog!

Pearls_of_Shit said...

ROFLcopter. This made me laugh my ass off. Love it. "...go root for Atlanta." That's just gold. Don't be Pens fans either. Go root for Ovie. He has personality or something.

jamestobrien said...

Just to let you all know, the "middle finger + suit" photo narrowly defeated a somewhat Four Habs Fans-like skimpy panties shot. Here's the photo that didn't make it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/kimahbear/fuckoff91.jpg

To paraphrase Gob, have I made a huge mistake?

HabsFan29 said...

that picture is outstanding (the one you didn't use I mean) ;)

thanks for the kudos and this great series james. id be snarky and clever and all high and mighty, but the Habs suck right now so i have no confidence

Laura said...

LOL.

Direct and to the point... and as a Thrashers fan as well as a Blues fan, yes - please. Come root for us. Seriously. Please.

I'd like to sit next to someone at a game once in a while.

jamestobrien said...

Haha, I figured you'd like that one HabsFan :)

I think you'll have people to sit with when you got St. Louis, Laura. But Atlanta? Ehhhh ... maybe if they get Tavares.