Something cracked me up while looking at Yahoo! player notes for Patrick Kane (my fantasy team's best RW ... although Bobby Ryan's been wearing that belt for the last month).
"Fri, Feb 6:
Kane told the Chicago Tribune on Friday that his ankle is only 85 to 90 percent healed."
There's nothing out of the norm in that, but the human need for arbitrary percentages amuses me. Especially in the wording " ... his ankle is only 85 to 90 percent healed." Is 85 to 90 percent really that far from complete healing?
More than that, it's when people say they feel 100 percent better. Unless you felt at 0 percent (which has to be dead ... right? Wouldn't that only be possible for people like that douche from Motley Crue who was clinically dead for a few seconds?) it would be impossible to feel that much better.
* - Too soon?