Monday, June 29, 2009

The Last Person the Couch Tarts would want to see ...

Most bloggers will break down why Move "A" and Move "B" would improve his or her team's chances of success. But at CLS, we insist on being "different" by putting on black nail polish and asking odd questions.

Instead of focusing on positivity, we asked each blogger to name a player they'd hate to see their team add and also a player whose addition to a rival would just spoil their milk.

First up are the lovable Couch Tarts: frequent contributors to the blog, creators of adorable hockey related doodles and experts on the San Jose Sharks. Indian burns all around for those who ignore their blogging.

1. Which player, for the love of God, do you NOT want to see in your team's sweater in the 09-10 season?

PRONGER! Do you know how happy we were when he went east? DW had the hots for him, and while we can't ignore his skills as a player, no way in hell would we want former alternate captain elbows on the Sharks. Thank you Bob Murray for not wanting to move him within the division. Can you imagine regularly booing one of you own players? Ugh!

2. Conversely, pick a potential move by another team that would just crush your soul/favorite team's chances.

If the Ducks or Kings got the Sedins, we'd cry ourselves to sleep every night until next June. Swedish Wonder Twin powers activate! Power of...massive cap hit!

Actually, if signing them means that the Ducks/Kings can only afford to put the twins on the ice with some third rate untested goalie, we're all for it. Three guys total on the ice for the opposition? How could we lose!

Yours from the Couch,

The Couch Tarts

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